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RATE YOURSELF !
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HOW DO YOU RATE;
1. A VAIN PERSON - ONE WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF HIS OWN FART.
2. AMIABLE PERSON - ONE WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FARTS.
3. PROUD PERSON - ONE WHO THINKS HIS FARTS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY PLEASANT.
4. SHY PERSON - ONE WHO RELEASES SILENT FARTS THEN BLUSHES.
5. IMPUDENT PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS OUT LOUD THEN LAUGHS.
6. SCIENTIFIC PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS REGULARLY BUT IS CONCERNED WITH
THE POLUTION .
7. UNFORTUNATE PERSON - ONE WHO TRIES TO FART BUT SHITS INSTEAD.
8. NERVOUS PERSON - ONE WHO STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FART.
9. HONEST PERSON - ONE WHO ADMITS HE FARTED, BUT OFFERS A GOOD MEDICAL
REASON.
10. DISHONEST PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS BUT BLAMES HIS DOG.
11. FOOLISH PERSON - ONE WHO SUPRESSES A FART FOR HOURS.
12. THRIFTY PERSON - ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS FARTS IN RESERVE.
13. ANTI-SOCIAL PERSON - ONE WHO EXCUSES HIMSELF AND FARTS IN PRIVATE.
14. INTELLECTUAL PERSON - ONE WHO CAN DETERMINE THE SMELL OF HIS
NEIGHBOURS FARTS.
15. ATHLETIC PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS AT THE SLIGHTEST EXERTION.
16. SADISTIC PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS IN BED, THEN FLUFFS THE COVERS OVER
HIS BEDMATE.
17. MISERABLE PERSON - ONE WHO TRULY ENJOYS A FART BUT CAN'T.
18. SENSITIVE PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS BUT THEN STARTS CRYING.
19. COVER-UP PERSON - ONE WHO CONCEALS HIS FARTS BY HIS LOUD LAUGH.
20. AQUATIC PERSON - ONE WHO FARTS IN THE BATH AND THEN BURSTS THE BUBBLE
WITH HIS BIG TOE.